The name’s Leilani, if you haven’t already firgured that out. People have a hard time pronouncing/ remembering it, so I suppose you can just call me whatever your little heart desires. Anyways, a few facts about me ?:
- Twenty-one days into October is when I age. I’m still young but I burn out my body.
- Born in Honolulu Hawaii, living out loud in the heard about California.
- I’m immensely sarcastic.
- I’m full of paranoias.
- I’m Filipino, for those who are unsure. I’m not full on into it like most are, but i’m proud of where I come from.
- 5’3” and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
- I’m a beast when I get angry.
- I <3 constructive criticism, and I very well appreciate it, so bring the hate on.
- I thank everyone for the lack of border patrol, where would I be without mexican food.
- I look more into the little things, rather than wholeness.
- Straight and single, not looking to mingle. (too awkward to mingle)
- I wouldn’t refer to myself as random, but primarily other people would.
- Please, don’t get offended by anything I say, they’re most likely inside jokes.
- Call me harsh, but I don’t want your drama shit in my life.
- There are times where I wish people wouldn’t talk.
- I don’t believe in Global Warming due to pollution.
- I hate talking on the phone, but I do it none-the-less.
- I quote the dumbest movie quotes, ever. Especially Napoleon Dynamite.
- I like to sing Nelly’s “Hot in Herre.” Sue Me.
- Good gracious, ass is bodacious.
- I’m eight times more likely to become an alcoholic.
- I don’t wear make-up :3
- I’m supposedly a nice person. I’m a total bitch in my eyes.
- I have minor trust issues.
- I have a handful of people I can tell anything to.
- I’m okay with keeping to myself.
- I’m picky, and indecisive.
- It’s hard for me to say ‘no’ sometimes.
- I’m kind of awkward, and I enjoy awkward silences.
- I am secularised but I don’t look down on people who are religious.
- I’ll do something if you tell me that I can’t/shouldn’t do it.
- I’m stubborn.
- I don’t understand a lot of things, but that doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
- I tend to over-think things.
What happened to your lip/nose?
I was born with a cleft lip/palate. I’m not self-concious about it anymore, like I used to be. I embrace it. It helps me define myself, and believe it or not, made me stronger. I actually get this question a lot in real life, and I used to make up some bizarre stories to see if people believed them or not. Anyways, I accepted it when I realized I couldn’t help that I was born with it. It’s not as noticeable as it was when I was younger, but I know it’s still there, and I know people still ask about it. So here’s your answer. And fortunately, I was able to get surgery on it when I was born.
I’m most likely not how people perceive me. It really isn’t supposed to matter, but through some eyes, I guess it does. I’ll always be forever changing, so this little about me with the fun little facts will always be inaccurate.
If you have any unanswered questions, just ask.
I don’t follow back if you ask, unless I like your blog.
OR if I was following you already(:
So don’t ask for me to follow back.
Cause U KNO, U KNO, I probably won’t.

